28. You’ve just been on the worst date in the history of mankind (fictional). Write your diary entry from when you get home, recalling the events.
December 2
Diary-
That could not have gone worse! After weeks of waiting, Ricky finally asked me out! (Who would have thought it would have been so terrible?!) First he picked me up in his car and BOY did it smell bad! I saw a large sub wrapper in his backseat and the whole car reeked of onion. AND to top it off, his breath smelled. I don’t get it; if our date was to go out to dinner, why would he eat before hand?
Sad thing is that isn’t even the worst part! He took me to a Thai place. Now don’t get me wrong, it was a nice effort, but I hate Thai food. And he knew that because we talked about it at our lunch table one day. I didn’t want to be rude though, so I tried eating, but little did I know I ordered the spiciest plate on the menu.
One bite into it and there were tears rolling down my cheeks. I had just finished my drink too! In a panic I grabbed Ricky’s drink and gulped it down. It was very lady-like… NOT. My makeup had completely smeared and there was some mysterious stain right on the front of my blouse. I couldn’t bear to stay for dessert, so we went outside for a walk. A light snow had started; it was magical, until I slipped and twisted my ankle.
Ricky had to help me back to his car and drove me home. Once there I tried to get out on my own and hurt my ankle even worse. BUT the worst part was when we reached my front door. After we said goodnight, he leaned in to kiss me and right before our lips met my little brother pulled the front door open and sprayed us down with a water gun.
My night was a COMPLETE DISASTER!
